Starbomb - Gla** Joe's Title Fight lyrics

[Danny - Gla** Joe:] Bonjour, hello, my name is Gla** Joe I'm the toughest French boxer that you're ever gonna know Score a TKO, the drink a fine coteaux And flatten my opponents like croissanteu I fight next week for the champion belt Mr Sandman is tough, and I might need a little help So I hired Doc, he once trained an elf Named Little Mac, so now I believe in myself! [Arin - Doc Louis:] I'm Doc! Hi! This b**h is gonna die! His overall record stands at 1-99 He's been hit in the head 75 too many times He wants to fight Sandman DEAR God WHY? His head and his a** might go through an estrangement I think I'll start making all my funeral arrangements! I have to be responsible and tell him he can't win! (Here's ten bucks!) f** it, let the training begin! [Danny - Gla** Joe:] Woah-oh! Woah-oh! I'll be the champion! I have the heart of a lion! (That's clearly not going to be enough!) I've got the sk**s! (No you don't) I've got the power! (Wrong again!) You'll never catch me, I am like the Eiffel Tower! (That doesn't move!) Woah-oh! Woah-oh! I'll be the champion! I'm building an ark of triumph! (That took like, 30 years to build) I've gotta fight for Ma-rie Antoinette! I'll break this Sandman like a stale baguette! NO SWEAT! [Arin - Doc Louis:] Now it's four weeks later, and it's time for the fight! I'm sad I've gotta watch a man die tonight Do not worry Doc, Gla** Joe is built to last! You get winded when you open up the fridge too fast! Your weight training diet is all wine and cheese You've got the body of a man with an awful disease! Your raw muscles look like a deflated apple fritter! Your punching bag is filled with cotton candy and glitter! [Ding ding] [Danny - Gla** Joe:] There's the bell! Thanks for your help, Doc! (Yeah, see you in hell) This is my moment, Viva la France All of my training, has led to this chance I benched ten Q-tips, I ran 5 feet I did a half-push-up, victory will be sweet! There's Mr. Sandman, here he comes But I believe in myself, so I have already won! Woah-oh! Woah-oh! I'll be the champion! I have the heart of a-AW! [Punching sounds] [Weakly:] Woah-oh, woah-oh, I like candy corns, Please put them in my donuts (Aw, you beat the French out of him!) I have my- [More punching sounds] My favorite color is seven-UH- No more peanuts for me, stewardess! Godzilla is my dad...