Star Wars - Star Wars Cantina lyrics

Her name was Leia She was a princess! With a danish on each ear and Darth Vader drawing near... So R2-D2 Found Ben Kenobi He'd have to put the d**h Star plans into the Rebellion's hands So, Luke and Obi-Wan Had to get to Alderaan So, they went to Mos Eisley to have a drink with Hans; [Chorus] At the Star Wars Star Wars Cantina! The wierdest creatures you've ever seen-a At the Star Wars Star Wars Cantina! Music and blasters and old Jedi masters At the Star Wars... His name was Solo He was a pilot With a blaster at his side and a smile twelve parsecs wide! There with Chewbacca He was a wookie! They met with Luke and Obi-Wan about the Millenium Falcon Docking Bay 94 Stormtroopers at the door With a flash of Ben's lightsaber Now there's an arm on the floor! (Chorus) His name was Yoda He was a Muppet! Darth Vader was so bad, and by the way he's Luke's dad! Luke kissed his sister His hand got cut off In that galaxy far far away Luke has had a lousy day; Boba Fett was so mean Jabba had bad hygiene! Why didn't they all just relax back on Tattooine? (Chorus 2x)