Stan Ridgway - Funzone lyrics

Spoken: You know, when we were all like, uh, about this high, knee-high to a jackelope, We always figured that the fun thing to do was to go to a funzone. Let's gocclet's go to a funzone. Heads up in the sky and all the animals are waiting for the big show for tonight Fat man calls my name, and calls me over to the tent he's waiting in by the ones « that » fight « ? ? ? ? ? » at night and every weekend in his trailer in the back while « ? the weather clowns hold? » a poker game Even the fat man pays Chorus: Let's go to the funzone We'll have a whole lot of fun It's all there at the funzone It's over when the fun is all done Ride the fastest ride, you get a ticket from the man there in the booth all painted black Corn dog for a buck, you take three bites and then you chuckleccthere's some ice cream down your back Meet a girl at night, she's talkin' to ya while you coax her to a trailer in the back While ronald kicks his dog around Now there's some weird ice cream stuck on my shoe It used to be a buckccwell, now it's two And there's a ferris wheel where you spin around Someone didn't like itccthey got sick on the ground Chorus: Let's go to the funzone We'll have a whole lot of fun It's all there at the funzone But why does that clown have a gun At the funzone The funzone At the funzone We'll be there or we'll all be left at home « pa**ed that » girl at night, you're talkin' to her while you coax her to a trailer in the back While ronald kicks his dog around Now there's some weird ice cream stuck on my shoe It used to be a buckccwell, now it's two And there's a ferris wheel where you spin around Someone didn't like itccthey got sick on the ground Chorus: Let's go to the funzone We'll have a whole lot of fun It's all there at the funzone It's over when the fun is all done At the funzone The funzone At the funzone The funzone Let's go to the funzone We'll have a whole lot of fun It's all there at the funzone But be sure to wash your hands when you get home