Stan Manson - Movin' On Up lyrics

[Verse 1: Stan Manson] Back in the day I had a decade-old Ford Taurus Now I've upgraded to a two-year-old Ford Taurus So bring in the chorus cause kind of worth rejoicing The cash I get can pay off some of my mortgage I don't look back on those days with any fondness I can put fillings in my teeth which were rotten Where I sleep, I used to have to roll a cot in Now I'm on a double bed with sheets made of cotton Yo we made it Junk Squad, up in here I got a paycheck Oh sh** [Verse 2: Jay Z Jr.] I used to shop at No Frills, now I shop at Whole Foods I don't have to deal with teen grocers that are so rude I've got a used car, and it wasn't even that used Went to Payless, bought a new pair of old shoes Groovy dude, I really made it, huh? Might even see a cute girl fully naked, huh? Well not that cute, but maybe kind of cute I might take her to the club, buy a bottle of brut Well maybe not brut, but maybe Absolut Wait, I don't know, how much is Absolut? No seriously, how much is Absolut? [Verse 3: Jerk Tasty "The Beauty Queen"] If I were a rich man, a-deedle-deedle-didle-digguh-digguh-deedle f**ing dum Yeah I would have all the money in the world, if I were a wealthy man Yeah I wouldn't have to work hard a deedle-deedle-didle-digguh-digguh-deedle f** that I drive a Maserati, but really it's a Pontiac with a Mazda body At night when I get cold I cuddle in my wife's folds She's got my dick in her demon d**h hold It's not even pleasant We eat so much Kraft Dinner f** [Verse 4: Fizziq AKA Positivity] f**ing gainfully employed b**h Five figure salary Uh uh Hot and cold running water Straight living fly, b-ball jersey and tie Got my hair slicked back No water to wet it Didn't shower for a week, hair grease like Popel Just set it, and forget it Watch Will and Grace on my 13 inch TV Man that Eric McCormick is okay by me Seems like a cool guy, not as trill as Rob Lowe Heard that in the show he just plays a h*mo At home got a wife and his children Bet he got a nice house worth a million Some day I hope to act with Debra Messing Yeah I'ma be on Smash, gotta stop my stressing Keep my confidence high, it's the end of the track Just like Shaun Hayes when he shouts "Just Jack!"