Stan Freberg - Pilgrim's Progress lyrics

Mayor Pennypacker: Take an Indian to lunch this week Show him we're a regular bunch this week Show him we're as liberal as can be Let him know he's almost as good as we Make a feathered friend feel fed this week Overlook the fact he's red this week Let him share out Quaker Oats 'Cause he's useful when he votes Take an Indian to lunch Pilgrim Chorus: Two, four, six, eight, who do we tolerate? Indians, Indians, rah, rah, rah Take an Indian to lunch this week Let him sit right down and munch this week Mayor Pennypacker: Let's give in and all do the brotherhood bit Just make sure we don't make a habit of it Take an Indian to dine this week Show him we don't draw the line this week We know everyone can't be As American as we After all, we came over on the Mayflower Take an Indian Not a wooden Indian But a real, live Indian To lunch