Stackridge - Dangerous Bacon lyrics

A perfect education estimating the calculus Was all a beastly trauma to me A silent admiration for the boys in the Beatle boots Had turned me on to C,F & G Well I asked you have you ever been read And has your sister ever twisted at the holocaust Would you believe me if I took you there now We are there anyhow, brother Growing up and throwing up on Social security I spent my time perusing the zoo The endless conversations with the man from the ministry Really didn't give me a clue Well I asked you have you ever seen Ted And has your sister ever twisted at the holocaust Would you believe me if I took you there now We are there anyhow, Brother Screaming teeth, atlantic eyes bombarding the universe With supersonic sackfulls of mirth Dangerous bacons raping matron after the matinee and everybody's raping the earth Well I asked you have you ever been dead And has your sister ever twisted at the holocaust Would I believe you if I took you there now I wouldn't know how!