You know you don't have to worry When you get into trouble You know you can always count on the one That you call your stunt double Your stunt double -- he looks just like you But he does all of the things you're too shy to do When you fall asleep Your stunt double starts to creep Where there used to be one of you, new there's two And now you find you never have to be a jerk Your stunt double's always there to do all of your dirty work But when you wake up the next day You can't recall what did he say And it's always you that ends up getting hurt And it's disturbing to your friends 'Cause they can't tell the difference And they all want to know why Your stunt double -- he don't wanna die So can you tell me once again just what the use is When you've only got a body that's been built for bruises Things can look so mean When you peer behind the scenes And the script calls for all those brand new abuses