[Verse 1] Remember when you were younger? You thought that you'd be an astronaut You thought that you'd be the president You thought you'd be a rock star Remember when you were tender? You thought that you'd be a scientist You thought that you'd be a populist You thought you'd be a teamster [Chorus] Let me tell you, yeah it's better than that Let me tell you, yeah it's better than that You wouldn't know, but it's better than that Let me tell you, yeah it's better than that [Verse 2] Remember when it was winter? You thought that your spring would be better You thought that your spring would be heaven You thought that your spring would be Paris Remember when it was bitter? You thought that your spring would be sweeter You thought that your fall would be higher You thought that your spring would be Easter [Chorus] Let me tell you, yeah it's better than that Let me tell you, yeah it's better than that You wouldn't know, but it's better than that Let me tell you, yeah it's better than that [Verse 3] Remember when you were a virgin? You thought that it would be fireworks You thought that it would be genius You thought you'd be a rockstar Remember when you were thirty? You thought that it would be airplanes You thought that it would be spaceships You thought it would be flying cars [Chorus] Let me tell you, yeah it's better than that Let me tell you, yeah it's better than that You wouldn't know, but it's better than that Let me tell you, yeah it's better than that