SRH - Mitch Hedberg Pt. 1 lyrics

I saw a band in LA and uh The band was having a awful night and some people starting throwing tomatoes at the band I thought “who would throw a tomato at a band? That’s bad” But then I thought “who would bring a tomato to a show? That’s even worse” Don’t throw a tomato at a band Cuz what if they really like tomatoes? They’ll think you’re enjoying them You guys are kicking a**, here Here’s a tomato The tomato is the universal sign of not enjoying a performance Plus, I like it on sandwiches