Squirrel Nut Zippers - Danny Diamond (live) lyrics

Danny Diamond, she was a star She took the stage every quarter hour She was a hottest gig in town, in fact She was the hottest girl around She had the strut, she had the lines To make a man's heart go 'round about She put it all into her act until One night after the show Danny gyrated, wouldn't you know Something had to go Down she smack, it was her back Completely crack, so fade to black So ends the act of Danny Diamond She was a star