Spring Onion - Meet the mets lyrics

I watch the Mets but they're not my team I take a nap in my jeans I play to win (when i play) She says I shouldn't play today I take a walk with my mom She drinks a coffee in the sun We talk about our summer plans She talks about her favorite bands I broke the vase but it's not my fault I drank the whiskey that you bought I'm such a dick & my head's too big I'd rather hear your side of it