Spose - Greatest sh** Ever lyrics

This is the greatest sh** ever You get sh** from me like Last night I got so drunk, the homies came over And I woke up and I didn't have a hangover Everything was all good, man, I checked my vital signs I checked my bank account and that sh** didn't have a minus sign Bro, you won't believe this sh** My check engine light was off up in the whip And I turned on the TV and I caught a sound bite It's good news, Ray Rice and Chris Brown died The sun shining got me warm like a lap dance Started making music, four track TASCAM My neighbor told me my sh** turned him to a rap fan And that f**ing raccoon isn't in my trash can Usually the lines a hundred and eight But we went out to breakfast and there wasn't a wait It got me feeling like today, it couldn't go better I'm back, can't front, this the greatest sh** ever [Hook:] See, I'm usually broke but today, man, I just got paid You couldn't k** my vibe if you tried, man, there ain't no way I got some beers in the fridge plus a little money in my jeans I got a call from Rihanna and she told me that she wants my D No red lights as I'm whipping down to Walgreens Kinda like the nuggets in my satchel, they were all green (green light) Got me feeling like I could go do a backflip Plus I saw a white cop just hugged a black kid Windows rolled down, radio the sound on Heard my song get played like plaid pronounced wrong Check my mailbox, flip through the envelopes And then there was no bills, like it's bye week in Buffalo I could get to know this life Dropped my new video and it got no dislikes And nobody called anyone a f*ggot in the commentary Complaints, I got none, like I'm a monastery Feeling like it's DYD, I might just let my nuts hang Got my trash out right before the truck came No mosquitoes when I'm sitting on the lawn Avery Bradley getting winner on LeBron [Hook:] See, I'm usually broke but today, man, I just got paid (it's the greatest sh**) You couldn't k** my vibe if you tried, b**h, there ain't no way (it's the greatest sh** ever) I got some beers in the fridge plus a little money in my jeans (it's the greatest sh**) I got a call from your mom and she told me that she wish she had me (it's the greatest sh** ever) It's the greatest sh** ever It's the greatest sh** ever I'm the sh**, sh**, sh** ever I'm the greatest sh** ever Today it's like seventy and yesterday was cold out My Gmail said tomorrow's show sold out I called my girl told her I'll be late getting back She told me keep k**ing it she wasn't mad But real, you won't believe this now See, I went to Dunkin Donuts, got the me discount I didn't have to even use a Abe Lincoln at the interchange She told me, "Nah, that sh**'s free for the King of Maine" I got to back to where I habitate She was sipping on a cabernet She removed her sweater, but wait, it gets better It's the greatest sh** ever [Hook:] See, I'm usually broke but today, man, I just got paid (it's the greatest sh**) You couldn't k** my vibe if you tried, man, there ain't no way (it's the greatest sh** ever) I got some beers in the fridge plus a little money in my jeans (it's the greatest sh**) Republic Records called, they're sending me that gold plaque those b**hes owed me (it's the greatest sh** ever)