Spose - Jimmy! lyrics

[Verse 1] It was a regular day in junior high for Chris Same "Hey f*ggot!" same "Watch out, b**h!" Same older kids who treated him like sh** Just because he liked computers and he talked with a lisp (Hey Chrisss!) They embarra**ed him in all ways Lunch room, gym cla**, bathroom, hallways, all day Sometimes it made him wanna die The fullest of the bullies was this one guy named Jimmy! A trouble making popular kid Who humiliated Chris every chance he could get And this year, Chris skipped ahead two grades in math To one's delight and one's fright, they're in the same cla** Chris went to piss with the bathroom pa** Jimmy took his inhaler out of his book bag Later in gym he had a asthma attack When he saw him in the ambulance, Jimmy just laughed It escalated like stairs that move Until Jimmy decided that he was too cool for school Years later, he was doing coke off the floor again When Chris graduated as the valedictorian [Verse 2] He was yawning as he came around the corner Mumbled talking, looking like a speed walker sorta Bags under his eyes, days since he slept Sweat on his brow made his face all wet His wild eyes fixed on CVS As he pulled a bandanna up off of his neck Adjusted something in his over sized jorts Fiddled with it as he walked up to the door of the store It was Jimmy! Came here to rob this sh** He had done it a couple times and safely split His arm swung pale, you could see his arteries Vile as he's walking down the aisle toward the pharmacy He surveyed the scene Only one dude in line as far as he could see So he grabbed that pistol by the handle part of it And demanded Oxycontin as he pointed at the pharmacist Who quickly obliged Handed over every pill they had on the other side A pocket full of Oxys as he went to bail But the next thing he remembers is waking up in jail (The f** just happened?) [Verse 3] Our homie Chris had a flight that night to Japan After one interview they said he was their man He'd be rich within the year So say "konichiwa" to the head systems engineer But he's still an asthmatic So he's at the pharmacy, stocking up for his travels Waiting in line, he's the only one And then he sees some dude with a gun, it's f**ing Jimmy! That same bully from school Who had called him a f*g and kicked him in the j**els What a fool, ooh, retribution would be great ‘Cause Chris was in shape, drinking protein shakes He'd been in the gym through college While Jimmy graduated onto Oxycontin So when Jimmy turned around and started walkin' Chris took a decisive step toward him, there was nothing that could stop him He scissor-kicked him in the side of the noggin On some MMA sh**, and it instantly dropped him Minutes later, in came the cops Chris smirked as the clerk got the blood all mopped