Spose - Pretty Dope lyrics

[Intro: Kristina Kentigian] Spizzy Spose From the state of Maine [Hook: Spose] If Jay Z showed up to my video (that'd be pretty dope) If we didn't k** the Cherokees and Seminoles (that'd be pretty dope) If my girl showed up wearing minimal and handed me the medical 'Cause now it isn't criminal (that'd be pretty dope) If we paid good money to the teachers (that'd be pretty dope) If every hungry kid got a pizza (that'd be pretty dope) If human beings weren't the worst creature And Kendrick wanna donate me a feature, ayup (that'd be pretty dope) [Verse 1: Spose] If I was whipping by the bay side, sunny in the daytime Riding in what Drake drives, sipping on a margarita Probably bumping old Snoop, top down, roll through Better than ever like I was Spose 2 (that'd be pretty dope) If I never had to be a old dude (that'd be pretty dope) If I had my own mansion, own zoo (that'd be pretty dope) Dunkin Donuts wanna sponsor me with Cold Brew And if I asked my homie if anybody died today and he was like "nah, dude" That'd be pretty dope if we stayed kids, cause the world's ruined by adults If I had a castle with a moat and put every a**hole in catapults and let it go like If Obama hit me on the text And let me know he's loaning me the jet It'd be pretty dope if all of that came true, but it won't So everybody sing the hook like you'll die if you don't [Hook: Spose] If Jay Z showed up to my video (that'd be pretty dope) If we didn't k** the Cherokees and Seminoles (that'd be pretty dope) If my girl showed up wearing minimal and handed me the medical 'Cause now it isn't criminal (that'd be pretty dope) If we paid good money to the teachers (that'd be pretty dope) If every hungry kid got a pizza (that'd be pretty dope) If human beings weren't the worst creature And Kendrick wanna donate me a feature, ayup (that'd be pretty dope) [Verse 2: Spose & Kristina Kentigian] If Beyoncé showed up at my show at the merch table And she said "hey, let's be friends" (that'd be pretty dope) If I didn't have to purchase four hundred other channels Just so I could get ESPN (that'd be pretty dope) If we had world peace in every nation (that'd be pretty dope) If every child's given education (that'd be pretty dope) If someone had a revelation, pa**ed some legislation Made it so elation is an obligation on every occasion that'd be Pretty dope if someone'd save my soul That'd be pretty dope if they did 'Cause I'm not trying to go to hell if that exists Because I been sinning since I was ten years old That'd be pretty dope for a white guy If Wyclef rolled up, sang the hook one time [Hook] If Jay Z showed up to my video (that'd be pretty dope) If we didn't k** the Cherokees and Seminoles (that'd be pretty dope) If my girl showed up wearing minimal and handed me the medical 'Cause now it isn't criminal (that'd be pretty dope) If we paid good money to the teachers (that'd be pretty dope) If every hungry kid got a pizza (that'd be pretty dope) If human beings weren't the worst creature And Kendrick wanna donate me a feature, ayup (that'd be pretty dope) [Verse 3] If nobody ever k**ed BIG and then he heard Eminem's Slim Shady LP And when he went in the lab to make album number 3 They had a track together both at their peak (that'd be pretty dope) If my shoes never came untied (that'd be pretty dope) If I woke up and Donald Trump died (that'd be pretty dope) If there was nothing I had ever done wrong And people thought Spose had more than one song (that'd be pretty dope) If there was a marathon and I could win it without getting winded only after like a mile or two (that'd be pretty dope) If your twenties wasn't spending a while confused If there wasn't any child abuse (that'd be pretty dope) If I could go and wipe the slate clean (that'd be pretty dope) If the Celtics won banner 18 (that'd be pretty dope) If I didn't get chlamydia in India from this chick Lydia -- I'm just kidding I don't have chlamydia, I've never been to India [Hook] If Jay Z showed up to my video (that'd be pretty dope) If we didn't k** the Cherokees and Seminoles (that'd be pretty dope) If my girl showed up wearing minimal and handed me the medical 'Cause now it isn't criminal (yeah yeah) If we paid good money to the teachers (that'd be pretty dope) If every hungry kid got a pizza (that'd be pretty dope) If human beings weren't the worst creature And Kendrick wanna donate me a feature, ayup (that'd be pretty dope) [Outro: Kristina Kentigian & Spose] If this album went right to number one And if there weren't any guns And I was bumping Chronic 2001 Riding under the sun Well that'd be pretty dope Yeah yeah That'd be pretty dope That'd be pretty dope That'd be pretty dope That'd be pretty dope Yeah yeah Yeah yeah