Spoons - Dropped Dishes lyrics

If you break a plate or a cup or any dish You¹ll get two bumps on your head from the cook And he will call the boss And then you¹ll be sorry you ever got this job Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh He sees her Dropped dishes The menu looks Delicious It will all be a very nice time for one of you two There¹ll be lots of dinners and dancing and fun Behind his lady¹s back And then a few months from now the telephone will ring Ring Ring Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh It¹s the missus He sees her Dropped dishes The menu looks Delicious The waitresses are Suspicious They¹ve all been Dropped Dishes