Splodgenessabounds - Tough sh** Wilson lyrics

Tough sh** was born in Tennessee* He was deaf and dumb, he measured 4 foot 3 He had one arm one leg no teeth and one plum He married a girl in 62 she was a 60 year old leper called Mary Lou But she died of cancer on her anniversary [Chorus:] They call him toughsh**, toughsh** Wilson Toughsh**, thoughsh** was his name Toughsh** was left with a baby son who died on leukemia at the age of one And toughsh** was left with his guide doggy called roach Till one day crossing with his dog on a wee doach But roach didn't see the coach approach And the wheels rolled gently over toughsh**s head [Chorus:] They call him toughsh**, toughsh** Wilson And toughsh** was his name They call him toughsh** And toughsh** was his claim to fame At tough sh**s funeral, no one came The vicar was late and it poured with rain They dropped the coffin down a flight of stairs But let us not forget toughsh**s pain And perhaps he never died in vein but when it comes to that Who f**ing cares, not me I don't [Chorus:] Toughsh**, toughsh** Wilson Toughsh** was his name They call him toughsh**, toughsh** Wilson And toguhsh** was his claim to fame