Spit - If I Ever Meet God, I'm Gonna Punch Him in His Face lyrics

Almighty God, I'm not impressed Almighty God, whom have you blessed? Mr. Deity has done nothing for me Or anybody else to any measurable degree I'm quite disgusted with his work thus far Filled with contempt for our most heavenly saviour Alleluia, Ave Maria Attend church and praise him, I've got a much better idea If I ever meet God, I'm gonna punch him in his face If I ever meet God, I'm gonna punch him in his goddamned face I have no shame to take his name in vain Because Jehovah Schmehovah causes people so much pain His incompetence is totally at your expense He'll send the walls crashing in and never come to your defense If I ever meet God, I'm gonna punch him in his face If I ever meet God, I'm gonna punch him in his goddamned face A punch in the face is the only answer For a god who invented cancer Diphtheria, mumps, and AIDS And then I hear someone say "God saves"? I'm not impressed with his amazing grace I'll give thanks to God with a big fat punch in the face If I ever meet God, I'm gonna punch him in his face If I ever meet God, I'm gonna punch him in his goddamned face Epilepsy, syphilis, polio, In God We trust Asthma, lupo, chicken pox, I'm no longer Orthodox Colon cancer, bromidrosis, pyriases, tuberculosis Bow your head and say a prayer To a useless God who doesn't care If I ever meet God, I'm gonna punch him in his face If I ever meet God, I'm gonna punch him in his goddamned face