Speedy Ortiz - Indoor Soccer lyrics

Big whatever to the p**yfooting feathered Headdresses on a shroud Ma**ive machete - that sh** is getting heavy Though you knew me, don't know me now Don't you let down my good friends Don't you f** with my pals Straight through the town You drive around Quit following my friends All over the secret garden All over the secret garden He lives in the secret garden Jerks at work freeze kitties on their breaks The cats meow, you hint and hound Don't have to use a safe word Bathrooms stalls, pedestrian malls And psycho clinic showered heads you use 'em cleverly Didn't you forget balloons on my birthday Why did you f** with my self esteem, man? Straight through the town You drive around I need a line to my head, space All over the secret garden All over the secret garden He lives in the secret garden He's not invincible, no, my darling I'm not invincible when I fall The tangle go in the secret garden I f**ing hate playing indoor soccer