Spazzys - Surfen Bird lyrics

Hey hey baby you know I ain't got the words To write what I think cause my brain's small as a surfen bird Shrunk by liquid gold, shrunk by Texas tea Don't blame you at all, if you don't wanna hang with me Cause I'm crazy and lazy and stupid and dumb and all I think about is the next step to fun What can I say, covered in puke But if you breathe a word, your house I'll nuke Make a metal sign, commit an offence I'm so trashed, that's my only defence Went to bed retarded in the head Don't you know that has become my routine Never had enough, lets go out and break stuff cause I'm just a stupid teen, you don't wanna hang around with me Cause I'm crazy and lazy and stupid and dumb and all I think about is the next step to fun What can I say, covered in puke But if you breathe a word, your house I'll nuke Make a metal sign, commit an offence I'm so trashed, that's my only defence