South Park - Something About Mary (Chopped & Screwed) lyrics

(feat. Baby Bash) [SPM] Baby, locked up... I miss you so much You'll always be my girl This is a love song, y'all, about this girl Sometime she a dike like nevern and sherl Sometime she like boys to pull her red hair Sometimes it's so good it make it hard to share We been married since I was thirteen years old Acapulco Gold, hit the bong and reload White shark, white widow, and white rhino I'm hooked on 'ponics, that's all I know So much skunk, jack, herra, and super silva' hays I haven't smoked regularly since f**in' happy days Mangolia, edno, Bubble Gum, and Blueberry All these names 'cuz it's something about Mary [Chorus, Russell Lee] There's something about Mary She's always on my mind, all the time [Baby Bash] She look me dead with green eyes and I'm mesmerized She that fluffy that's gon' take me up to paradise Because I vaporize, and I take the flight She the breezy comin' easy and she makes it right I'ma go, I'ma go, stuff her in optmos Go buy some cereal, and laugh like its comical We do it abominable, just like the snowman Humungous we blow man, so I f**s with real dope man And a n***a' can't tell me sh** about this Mary Jane Most of y'all favorite rappers in the game is hella' scary mayne' Take it how you want it, take it 'cuz I'ma wake it, bake it She love it how I beat it up so tough, that's why she's naked [Chorus] There's something about Mary She's always on my mind, all the time [SPM] Me and my homies, we play this game We call it the bong show, an interesting' name We hit it blindfolded and try to guess What the strand it of the hydro-ses Is it Orange Crush, or maybe Black Widow Blowin' endo with Mario Galendo I smoke what a push, sticky purple cush 'Cuz even God spoke through the burning bush Victor Barren, Ebola, Endosia I grow it at my ranch on the poderosa Bionic, chronic, hydroponic My dog at my stash and I made that b**h vomit Its true, she my gal. I'll never leave her I once made a bong out an old steam cleaner I need her, she makes my life complete And I know she loves me too 'cuz she makes me eat [Chorus] There's something about Mary She's always on my mind, all the time There's something about Mary She's always in my brain, she's my thang'