South Park - My Feria lyrics

Intro (dj kane): Ooh, feria Oh, oh, oh, my feria Chorus (dj kane): repeat 2x I'm in love with my feria What I would for my feria I stay true to my feria Because my feria loves me 1st verse (spm): I got a fat girl, with a big ol' face And "in God we trust" tattooed around her waist Helped me beat a dope case And she paid off the judge I bet her on the cubs and the phoenix suns Her name is cashola way over maria She bought me a casino in south korea How we roll, you have no-oh idea She runs with hoes like christina "la bolia" She never bounce like a check Put a ounce in my vet Got a house and a jet She my spouse and my friend Put my cousin through college and bought my grandma a lil' ranch She crazy Always chase me tryna get in my pants Ha, ha! Chorus 2x 2nd verse (spm): She come from a tree but she ain't mary jane I'm talkin' 'bout my paper, maan! Never fake or counterfeit, my madamoiselle Bought me snacks up in jail Until they granted me bail My j**-els Surround my platinum gazelles She can't spell but she can sure count well Record sales make her swell Bought my first two twelves My first sound system bang and rock the bells Lock and load, clock and fold Pocket swoll' Rock n' roll out the door For pots of gold Congratulator shoot haters like space invaders So much feria I bought a swimming pool for my neighbors Chorus 2x 3rd verse (baby beesh): Now we gonna ride like the wind My lover, my dividend She my feria, I'm her daddy, and she my best friend Got me spending weekends in kingston jamaica Ooh my fettucini, ooh I love my paper When she get outta line Papi gonna get on her grind Facing penitentiary time But she's eventually mine Same color as my hydro I swear to God the only b**h I'll ever die for Or rob for 4th verse (low-g): I go to war for my peso My queso My villete's, que bella Te miras como una estrella Da' playa' El jugador El fumador Todo mundo sabe lo que haria por tu amor Oye chico You got my federico? Pobrecito Now I gotta call my primo El cochino s** the blood like dracula I'm in the hood flippin' cookies with my spatula Chorus 2x