South Park - What Would Brian Boitano Do? lyrics

What would Brian Boitano do If he was here right now? He'd make a plan and he'd follow through That's what Brian Boitano do When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics Skatin' for the gold He did two Salchows and a triple Lutz While wearing a blindfold When Brian Boitano was in the Alps Fighting grizzly bears He used his magical fire breath And saved the maiden's fair So what would Brian Boitano do If were here today? I'm sure he'd kick an a** or two That's what Brian Boitano do I want this V-chip out of me It has stunted my vocabulary And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone For Wendy I'll be an activist too 'Cause that's what Brian Boitano do And what would Brian Boitano do? He'd call the kids in town And tell them to unite for truth That's what Brian Boitano do When Brian Boitano traveled Through time to the year 3010 He fought the evil robot king And saved the human race again And when Brian Boitano built The pyramids, he beat up Kubla Kahn 'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't Take sh** from anybody So let's get all the kids together And unite to stop our moms And we'll save Terance and Phillip too 'Cause that's what Brian Boitano do And we'll save Terance and Phillip too 'Cause that's what Brian Boitano do 'Cause that's what Brian Boitano do