South Park - NSA Monologue lyrics

There's a lot of people like you that think their government doesn't have the right to go around poking their noses in the emails of its citizens. You wanna live in the land of the free and the home of the brave, but the brave can't be free if the land isn't home and that land won't be home so long as folks out there want to take that American flag and shove it so far up your an*s that you crap stars and stripes for a week, and as you're sitting there on the toilet with the star spangled Moctezuma's revenge there's one thing I can guarantee, you won't care who's checking your Twitter account then.