South Park - s** My Balls Mr. Garision lyrics

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South Park - s** My Balls Mr. Garision lyrics

[Mr Garrison] Okay children let's start the day with a few new math problems What is 5x2? C'mon children, don't be shy just give it your best shot. Yes Clyde? [Clyde] 12 [Mr Garrison] Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone whos not a complete retard. Anyone? C'mon, don't be shy. [Kyle] I think I know the answer Mr Garrison! [Cartman] Meh meh meh meh meh meh mehmeh! [Kyle] Shut up fat boy! [Cartman] AY! Don't call me fat, you f**in' j**! [Mr Garrison] Eric! Did you just say the 'F' word?! [Cartman] Jew? [Kyle] No, he's talkin' about fu*k. You can't say fu*k in school, you f**in' fat a**. [Mr Garrison] KYLE! [Cartman] Why the f** not? [Mr Garrison] ERIC! [Stan] Dude, you just said f** again! [Mr Garrison] STANLEY! [Kenny] (muffled) f** [Mr Garrison] KENNY! [Cartman] What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! f**, f**ity, f**, f**, f**! [Mr Garrison] How would you like to go see the school councellor?! [Cartman] How would you like to s** my balls? *big gasp from whole cla*** [Mr Garrison] WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?! [Cartman] Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Actually, what I said was, *pulls out megaphone* "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO su*k MY BALLS, MR GARRISON?!?!" [Stan] Holy sh** Dude.