South Park Mexican - Hotel Lady (Skit) lyrics

[Juan Gotti:] She puts her hands on a n***as head [South Park Mexican:] Yeah, that's funny... How the f** did you know that? [Juan Gotti:] Man n***a it's not how I know it's how I found out, ohh... [People laughing in background:] [Juan Gotti:] That's good, n***a [South Park Mexican:] That's f**ed-up [Juan Gotti:] Nah it wasn't it was good as a muthaf**er [Phone ringing:] Just hit me back would have made me look stupid... I would've f**ed her 2 [South Park Mexican:] Hold up dawg That's just the manager man, hold on, let me see who this is Dope House [Woman over phone:] Hello? This is the front desk & it's way past your checkout time [South Park Mexican:] What? Hold on, is this really the front desk? [Woman over phone:] Yes sir, this is the front desk & you need to leave or pay another day [South Park Mexican:] Man, that is amazing. I didn't know a front desk could talk [people in room laughing:] [South Park Mexican:] I'll tell you what I'm a go downstairs & if the front desk starts talkin' to me I will leave that second, I promise [Woman over phone:] Sir, I will call the police if you don't leave [South Park Mexican:] What you mean? Your a front desk that has hands too? Damn! That's amazin'! [Juan Gotti:] Tell that front desk make us breakfast then! [all laughing:] [Woman over phone:] Sir, we're not playing