South Park Mexican - Habitual Criminal lyrics

[Girl] Hey Carlos you got a letter today. [Carlos] What is this? Some more warrants or some sh**. [Girl] I dont know. It looks like another letter from one of your buddies in the penitentiary. [Carlos] Oh yeah this my boy. Lets see whats poppin on the other side of that fence. [Verse 1] Say homey Pa** that scooby dooby please dont be a hog Lets roll all the windows up and get lost in the fog Poppin ??? feels swell burn my finger nails Its Christmas time so I'm banging screwed up Jingle Bells Happy trails cooking quails strangers in the night Voodoo spells look who sells slanging on my bike My master bedroom comes alive I see 'em in the walls My house was built with more yellow bricks than the f**ing Wizard of Oz People say that its the easiest money a man can make But you try facing d**h everyday or the freedom that the cops can take [Chorus] Beautiful kids making honor roll Ten years later they on parole Habitual criminal Back in the pen cuz thats all they know As he reads whats in the note His freedom only comes in an envelope An envelope, an envelope His freedom only comes in a envelope [Verse 2] To my n***as flipping bricks watch out for the law I slang everything but all I do is weed and alcohol I keep a gat in every place that you could ever think I dream of people kicking down my door thats why I never blink I'm from Hillwood and you can ask anyone who knows me well I sleep with one eye open and I'm paranoid as hell I seen good friends come and go victims of the game Some dead some didnt have the time to flush it down the drain My life is so remarkable its a miracle that I'm here I just spent 15 thousand bucks on a brand new chandaleir [Chorus] Beautiful kids making honor roll Ten years later they on parole Habitual criminal Back in the pen cuz thats all they know As he reads whats in the note His freedom only comes in an envelope An envelope, an envelope His freedom only comes in a envelope [Verse 3] Bang bang bang, boom boom boom, 23 hoes in your homies bedroom Nah nah nah nah, ooh la la, Told you not to f** wit dada Now as you skip to my lou Your gonna make me f** you off on the cool Mad at the world cuz your money won't stack Cant rap homey dont nobody want that Eenie meenie miney mo Grab a ho by the throat I'ma have to wash your mouth out with soap I'ma soldier, strike like a cobra Muthaf**ing libra, born in October Somebody shoulda told ya I f** with k**as Peace to my neighbors chillin up in garden villas I'm a damn fool, I'ma muthaf**ing trip Why you n***as keep bumping your dick s**ing lips Now have you ever seen a man wearing pantyhose? Then watch me as I put 'em over my face and go k** me some hoes [Chorus] Beautiful kids making honor roll Ten years later they on parole Habitual criminal Back in the pen cuz thats all they know As he reads whats in the note His freedom only comes in an envelope An envelope, an envelope His freedom only comes in a f**ing envelope