Soundtracks - Poor Unfortunate Souls lyrics

[URSULA] The only way to get what you want... ...is to become a human yourself! [ARIEL] Can you do that? [URSULA] My dear, sweet child, That's what I do... It's what I live for. To help unfortunate merfolk, Like yourself... Poor souls with no one else to turn to... I admit that in the past I've been a nasty They weren't kidding when they called me well a witch But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways Repented, seen the light and made a switch True? Yes And I fortunately know a little magic It's a talent that I always have possessed And dear lady please don't laugh I use it on behalf Of the miserable, lonely and depressed (Pathetic) Poor unfortunate souls in pain in need This one longing to be thinner That one wants to get the girl And do I help them? Yes indeed Those poor unfortunate souls so sad so true They come flocking to my cauldron Crying, "Spells, Ursula please!" And I help them? Yes I do Now it's happened once or twice Someone couldn't pay the price And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals Yes I've had the odd complaint But on the whole I've been a saint To those poor unfortunate souls Have we got a deal? [ARIEL] If I become human... I'll never be with my father or sisters again. [URSULA] But, you'll have, your man. Life's full of tough choices, isn't it? Oh! And there is, one...more...thing! We haven't discussed the subject of payment. [ARIEL] But I don't have any - [URSULA] I'm not asking much. Just a token, merely a trifle! What I want from you is . . . ...Your voice. [ARIEL] But without my voice, how can I - [URSULA] You'll have your looks! Your pretty face! And don't underestimate The importance of ... body language! Ha! The men up there don't like a lot of blabber They think a girl who gossips is a bore Yes on land it's much preferred for ladies not to say a word And after all dear what is idle prattle for? C'mon they're not all that impressed with conversation Two gentlemen avoid it when they can But they dote and swoon and fawn on a lady who's withdrawn It's she who holds her tongue who gets her man C'mon you poor unfortunate soul go ahead make your choice! I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day It won't cost much just your voice! You poor unfortunate soul! It's sad but true! If you want to cross a bridge my sweet You've got to pay the toll take a gulp and take a breath And go ahead and sign the scroll! (Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys) The boss is on a roll This poor unfortunate soul Beluga sevruga Come winds of the Caspian Sea Larengix glaucitis Et max laryngitis La voce to me Now, sing! [ARIEL] Aah... [URSULA] Keep singing!