Soundtracks - The Main Event lyrics

[Verse 1: Ensemble] Another night with Charles' friends I pray to god that it soon ends Nights like I envy the poor Their parties can't possibly be such a fu*king bore We stand and chat try to look alive While we wait for the prince to arrive His mistress smiles and does her bit I wonder she puts up with this sh*t [Prince Charles] I'm here [Camilla] Darling, finally [Diana] And I'm here too. Surprise [Ensemble] Goodnight and goodbye to my discontent I just got a ticket to the main event It's the thrilla in Manila but with Diana and Camilla Thrilla in Manila with Camilla So hold onto your hats These [?] are gonna fight It suddenly became onе hell of a night Now lets start the show Rеady, set, here we go Go go go [Camilla] Diana [Diana] Actually, it's your Royal Highness [Prince Charles] You swore you wouldn't cause a scene [Diana] You swore you wouldn't see her again [Camilla] Perhaps you and I should go somewhere private. The Basement [Diana] Love to [Ensemble] A rather tough night for our beloved sir Between him and his wife, I put my money on her I'd swallow my pride to have a seat ring side Ring side, wanna be ring side [Camilla] Here we go chance to chat [Diana] You and me how about that [Camilla] Tell me then will this take long [Diana] I'll be brief. I want you gone [Camilla] Here's the truth about royal life A prince has his lover as well as his wife Don't you know? must I make it clear? I picked you out [Diana] What? [Camilla] And put you here [Diana] No [Camilla] I love Charles for who he is For his strength and the noble life he lives You love Charles for who he's not Some fantasy prince in some storybook plot [Diana] Oh oh oh, you're completely mad Such delusion and confusion how bloody sad [Camilla] You're a fool [Diana] You're a fling You're a thing on the side While I'm his celebrated bride [Camilla] I've been discreet, stayed out of your way [Diana] You showed up to the church on my wedding day [Camilla] At least I have class [Diana] Well you hide it well [Camilla and Diana] Just so you know, I'll fight like hell I'll fight like hell I'll fight like hell [Prince Charles] Stop this now You've had your goddamn fun We'll take our leave Your little stunt is done [Diana] You thought I was a ninny You could mold me as you like Well the skinny on the ninny Is she's really rather bright I've suffered through divorce I know how it destroys I've had it done to me I won't do it to my boys [Ensemble] Ladies and gentlemen, now this is a show And I'm front row for the blow by blow It's the thrilla in Manila but with Diana and Camilla Thrilla in Manila with Camilla For years this story will trip off my tongue I was part of a party where the mud was flung Who will the winner be? In a marriage of three Three, three, three [Diana] And while we're all here Shall we clear the air You aided and abetted their entire affair You lent them flats You hid them out Don't say you don't know what I'm talking about [Prince Charles] That's enough, that's enough Now you've gone too far [Diana] No it's not, no it's not Now call the car [Camilla] That's right Time to go [Diana] Grab my bag Grab my hat Grab my feeble little husband Goodnight and cheerio [Prince Charles] I'll ring you [Diana] No, no he won't Well thanks for the party We really must run I wish we could stay But I'd say that we're done But I'm leaving with my man Oh my gosh this was fun