Soundtracks - Oh, A Snapper lyrics

Performed by Borris Noris (The King), Pamela Stonebrook (The Queen), Kirk Scott (Lord Chamberlain) The King: In all my years as king of this land, I've led an unusual life I've run into many a beast in which, not the least of which is my wife But now a young maiden has come along and she's made my spirit rise With a rare and wondrous talent that lies betwixt her thighs Oooh, a snapper! Want to trap her! Although I'm rather envious, I also brim with pride That lucky son-of-a-b**h has found a snapper for his bride The Queen: It's always a rare occasion when the king takes me to bed Once we're there, I find he's soft, not only in the head But now he swells about what dwells within this maiden's lap The only thing he'll get from her is a common case of clap! Oh, that snapper! Want to slap her! If I should catch her with the king, I'll tear her limb from limb And if the prince is fortunate, I'll save a piece for him! Lord Chamberlain: The royal family's in a state that's best described as shock The prince is running through the halls behaving like a schmuck The king is fleeing from the queen, not anxious to be crowned The mystery wench departed and she's nowhere to be found Oh, that snapper! We'll kidnap her! The prince must now conduct a search through hovels, homes and huts In order to retrieve the la** who sheathed his royal putz Everyone: Oh, that snapper! We'll kidnap her! The prince will now conduct a search through hovels, homes and huts In order to retrieve the la** who sheathed his royal putz