Soundtracks - My Kingdom Won't Come lyrics

Performed by Brett Smiley (The Prince) There was a time when my scepter would climb Whene'r a sweet la** came my way If the damsel was built, the tilt of my kilt Was a bold invitation to play But now the thrill's faded, his highness is jaded I'm rather a sad, royal bloke Girls plead for the chance to fondle my lance And I just fall asleep in mid-stroke With many of them, I have tried S&M But I get no kick from the pain And though you may think I'm not one for a kink I once made it with a Great Dane I can't raise a bulge in my tunic Per chance I'm becoming a eunuch Or am I headed straight for the day When I'm blissfully happy and gay? I've known more delights than King Arthur has knights My s** life is legend to some But I've lost my touch and I dread it very much The day when my kingdom won't come Kingdom won't come My kingdom won't come Can't get my kingdom to come