Soundtracks - The Reaper Rap - Steve Vai lyrics

Bill: I B&T: And we are Wyld Stallyns! DeNomolos: I am DeNomolos. Now . . . what is your mission? Evil Bill: First we totally k** Bill and Ted! Evil Ted: Yeah, then we take over their lives. Evil Bill: He Evil Ted: So are you, dude! Evil Bill: Whoa, we DeNomolos: Destroy that ridiculous, insipid band! Evil B&T: d**h to Bill and Ted! Reaper: Get down with your bad self! DeNomolos: You fools! Are we ready? Reaper: Get down with your bad self! DeNomolos: You fools! Evil B&T: Yeah, totally! Reaper: Get down with your bad self! DeNomolos: You fools! Are we ready? Evil Ted: I Evil B&T: How Bill: Ted . . . it Ted: Whoa! Bill: You Evil Bill: I know! Check it out! We B&T: Whoa . . . Evil Bill: Ha ha ha! Ted: Dudes, even though you Bill: We love you! Evil Bill and Ted: f*gs! Bill: You dick, Bill! Evil Bill: I know! Let Bill and Ted: Aaaahhhhh!!! Reaper: Get down with your bad self! Rufus: Bogus Evil Bill: Stellar, Evil Ted! B&T: No way! Reaper: Get down with your bad self! Rufus: Bogus Bill: Yeah! Reaper: Get down with your bad self! Rufus: Bogus Evil Bill: Stellar, Evil Ted! B&T: No way! Evil Bill: I totally loogied on that good, dead me! Ted: Bill, what happened? Bill: Ted, we B&T: Whoa! Ted: Who are you? Bill: Ted, it Ted: Oh. How Bill: Ted, we can Ted: We Bill: But how? B&T: Melvin! Reaper: They melvined me! Ted: Dude, I totally broke a rock!* Bill: Excellent!* Ted: I kinda like this* . . . Who Bill: Ted, who do you think it is? Ted: How Bill: We totally broke some.* Ted: Okay, can we go now? B&T: Whoa! Bill: Thanks dude! You know, you Colonel Oates: Gentlemen! Welcome to Hell! Ted: Dude. Bill: What? Ted: I think we Easter bunny: You stole Deacon Little Ted: No way! Granny S. Preston, Esq: How about a kiss? Little Bill: Bogus! Bill: You ugly red source of all evil! Granny S. Preston, Esq: All I want is one! Right on the lips! Colonel Oates: Get back here! B&T: AHHHHHH!!!!!! WHOAAAAA!!!!!!! Bill: That was non-non-non-non heinous! Evil Bill: You s**, dude!* Bill: Do something else, dude!* Ted: Yeah!* Bill: Not bad, dude! B&T: Excellent! Reaper: Get down with your bad self! Bill inside Sergeant: Whoa, donuts! Ted inside Captain Logan: I totally possessed my dad! Reaper: Get down with your bad self! Ted inside Captain Logan: Excellent! Bill inside Sergeant: I totally believe you, dude! Reaper: Get down with your bad self! Bill inside Sergeant: Whoa, donuts! Ted inside Captain Logan: I totally possessed my dad! Bill: You totally k**ed us, you evil metal dickweed! Evil Bill: That Bill: Let Ted: Ahhhhh, yeah, no!* Colonel Oates: Get B&T: We Colonel Oates: Now get going!* Various moans and groans of fears being defeated.* Bill: Kiss your fears, dudes!* Ted: Or offer Bill: Yeah, they B&T: Let Rufus: And most important, do not do your homework without wearing headphones! Evil B&T: Catch you later, Bill & Ted! Colonel Oates crying.*