Soul Coughing - Monster Man lyrics

Stop hitching the monster man It was a bad plan, But i had to get to town Unbitten, But the way i found it was a hand came down And pow, I got illuminated That's why i have got my mind in my own Hand over the wave, Hand over the water, The realest of the real It's like the burnout said - phenomenon To the ruder bar in a buddha plump van It was a stamped can, It was a clamor Understanding, And all you people jumping but we raised the bar You're dumber than a box of rocks Give up, star The inscrutable, The irrefutable, The illegible, The indisputable The undisputed Makes me go on a dig