Snak The Ripper - Lazy lyrics

[Verse 1] Most of the day I just lay around on the rug Leaving a trail of drool like the a** on a slug Each task is enough to make me hate the next I can barely whack off let alone have s** My breakfast, microwave popcorn and p**n My underwear's worn and stained and torn Never give my seat up man I don't care about your baby lady I'm too lazy to stand Constantly not really doing sh** My jobs hunting me i'd rather do stupid sh** Don't step foot in the rain Back pain for a little change Its a strange concept to explain To a guy like me, a sloth by far Legally change my name to Snak the turd Too lazy to walk the block up to your yard Too lazy to touch my f**ing co*k when it's hard [Hook] Yo I'm lazy Too lazy too cook Too lazy to write rhymes or even a hook And I'm lazy Too lazy to talk so I'mma sit silent with my hand on my co*k Man I'm lazy Too lazy to rap Too lazy to wipe my a** after a crap I'm f**ing lazy And I don't care why Just sit down get high and let time fly [Verse 2] Yeah young Snak never was a happy camper Smelling like them filthy panties in your f**ing hamper When I was 15 I still wore a pamper Now I'm 26 I'm taking sh**s on a sampler Got chubby tits from McDicks and potato chips I'm too lazy to exfoliate my zits I'm pretty bad with miniscule tasks Like brushing my chaps and cleaning the crack of my a** f** it though I don't do chores Don't hold no doors to impress those who*es Pubes grow thick don't use pit stick No nutritional intake got me fat and sick Rapping quick, but not this fella Honey in the bubble bath, big sipping a stella Hella mistakes I'm a real bad smeller To lazy to rap to beats or even a Capella [Hook] Yo I'm lazy Too lazy too cook Too lazy to write rhymes or even a hook And I'm lazy Too lazy to talk so I'mma sit silent with my hand on my co*k Man I'm lazy Too lazy to rap Too lazy to wipe my a** after a crap I'm f**ing lazy And I don't care why Just sit down get high and let time fly