Smudge - Impractical Joke lyrics

Keep it tight against your chest This is my time I'd like to see the table turned Trade your placemat with mine See if you can still make a ball Or maybe eat the apple whole And the furthest I could reach Was as close as I had come I'm in over my knees And still the only one Who has to get a grip on himself I could use some outside help It's already stale It's just getting older and my side Was sinking so quick That the best I could do was jump ship Waiting with bad bated breath For the wind to change It's just a well worn-out suggestion To occupy the day I wished that I knew when I threw it away That I could deal with feeling this strange But it sounds so similar To something that I've done before So I give myself a slap on the wrist And you jam my hand in the door It raises a smile from you But it's only worth a by-line mention A simple footnote from an impractical joke Couldn't seem to hold your attention