Smosh - Parents s** - 206507 lyrics

[Verse 1: Anthony Padilla] The greatest thing ever just happened to me (You see!) Take that, Mom, you Can't tell me how to be I'm living on my own and I've got no rules Yeah, I rule my own house and I'll Tell you what I'll do (ha!) First, I'll grab some milk; drink straight from the jug Then grab a sandwich Eat it bu*t-naked on the rug All these whack fruit snacks with only five in a pack... "Only eat one, young Man" F**K THAT! I'll snack 'til I yack ! ---------- [Hook] No more parents! No more rules! Yeah, nice try, Mom, but I ain't no fool No More bath time! No more hugs! And if I feel like it, I will crap on the rug. No more mommy! No more dad! Living on my own; most fun I've ever had I'm eatin' cookies for breakfast cause I don't give a f**k Shoot your squirties in the air and scream PARENTS su*k! ---------- [Verse 2;Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox] My parents ain't around to tell me what I can't say, so I yell "f**k" "s**t" and "darn" every day My parents ain't around to tell me what to do, so I leave the door open while I Take a big poo My parents ain't around to make me mow the lawn, instead I'll watch dirty vids With the volume on My parents ain't around to say I can't watch certain flicks. They didn't let me Watch Bambi, what a bunch of dicks! ---------- No more parents! No more rules! Yeah, nice try, Mom, but I ain't no fool No more bath time! No more hugs! And if we feel like it, we will crap on the rug No more mommy! No more dad! Finally I can wear my skanky top that I had I'm eatin' shards of gla** cause I don't give a f**k! Shoot your squirties in the air and scream PARENTS su*k! ---------- [Verse 2;Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox] No one to make me clean my room each day of the week No one to read me bedtime stories and kiss me on my cheek No one to zip my jacket when it's cold outside No one to tell me to take my insulin when I'm 'bout die No one to do my laundry when it stinks up the house No one to cuddle at night when I'm scared of a mouse No one to tell me to not take candy from strangers No one to tell me not to show my peepee to strangers