Smosh - 21 one things i rather do than smoke lyrics

{Ian} Were on? Hey everybody {Anthony} Today were here to you about not smoking { Some random guy} Hey guys. You want to smoke with me? {Both Ian and Anthony} NO WAY }Some random guy.} Than what else would you rather be doing?!!! {Anthony} You ready to do this I-Dawg {Ian} You know it a-Dizzle. Im ready for some hard core rapping! {Anthony} Alright lets do this! {Ian} YEAH here we go! {Both} [Chorus] HEY yo we gotta go and tell you 21 things we rather do! {Anthony} If someone offers you tobacco {Ian} Say you got other things you rather go do Like being in the snow without wearing a coat {Anthony} Then sail in a lake with a hole-filled boat {Ian} Have a very dangouous encounter with a very mean goat {Anthony} Thats what we rather do that use tobacco {Ian} We rather {Anthony} Eat a banana with the peel on {Ian} Only wear socks and walk on a wet lawn {Anthony} Have my 16th birthday on Christmas {Ian} Take a shower in soup {Both} [Chorus] Hey yo we gotta go and tell you 21 things we rather do {Anthony} If someone offers you tobacco {Ian} Say you got other things you rather go do! {Anthony} We rather move to the moon and be a sad lonely guy {Ian} Live in a house without working WI-FI {Anthony} Scuba dive with some, some sharks Get dressed in the the dark {Ian} Give up sweet treats and only eat bark {Anthony} Cut off our hair with an Aluminum can {Ian} Get a ma**age by a rough handed man {Both} [Chorus] Hey you we gotta go and tell you 21 things we rather do {Anthony} If someone offers you tobacco {Ian} Say you got other things you rather go do {Anthony} We rather carpool in the car with only screaming babies {Ian} Pour salt on a cut and rub in some rabies MMMMMMM Brush my hair with a fork {Anthony} MMMMMMMMMMM Dump milk on my shorts {Ian} Sign up to teah old folks to twerk {Anthony} Drink a soda that was all flat {Ian} Go to a dog park but dressed as a cat {Anthony} Now lets slow it down with a heart to heart chant {Ian} Its the sad part, its about to get real {Anthony} So get out your hearts to prepare for the feels {Ian} We know our rhymes are hard core {Anthony} But the message isnt lost {Ian} When it comes to smoking {Anthony} You need to know the real cost {Ian} You gotta find someone close to you {Anthony} And tell them 21 things you rather do {Both} [Chorus] Hey you we gotta go and tell you 21 things we rather do {Anthony} If someone offers you tobacco {Ian} Say you got other things you rather go do {END} {Ian} That was good {Anthony} Yeah {Ian} Good job {Wendy} I LIKE YOU ( to Ian) {Ian} Shh wendy Im not gonna go to prom with you {Anthony} Thats gross} {Ian} Just go away please