Today was my unlucky day I missed the bus and then the train And my boots filled up with dew Today was my unlucky day I lost my conkers in a game Then I lost my marbles too Today was my unlucky day I broke the swing down by the lake And I fell in two A hole that someone had dug deep deep deep through the muck and I was fallin' But I'll be comin' home for you My heart is fonder now you've not been around I'll be coming home for you Now that I have learned how a heart can hurt But no one owns the sea 'cept you and me Today was my unlucky day I sat down underneath the tree, but all the leaves fell off Today was my unlucky day I went down to the library, but all the books were out Being read by other eyes Being learned by other spies for their information Page by page and book by book They'll learn how to play hook a dook And beat the system But I'll be comin' home for you My heart is fonder now you've not been around I'll be coming home for you Now that I have learned how a heart can hurt But no one owns the sea 'cept you and me Today was my unlucky day I broke the swing down by the lake And I fell in two A hole that someone had dug deep deep deep through the mud and I was fallin' Through the centre of the Earth and I'm wondering How does this thing gravity work? Because I think I must be halfway there Will you stop me before Australia ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah oh But I'll be comin' home for you My heart is fonder now you've not been around I'll be coming home for you Now that I have learned how a heart can hurt Well I'll be comin' home for you I heard that you're in bits hope I can fix it I'm coming home to heal your wounds I've got a needle and thread to stitch back up your head But no one owns the sea 'cept you and me