Sloppy Meateaters - My Secret k**er lyrics

Hey Mr. Creepy Guy whatcha gonna do to me now I heard you're gonna k** me then you're gonna embalm me you're such a f**ing dork And ya...got mr matlock to keep you outta jail I'm very flattered buddy that I'm worth so money You drug me up, and make it look like I died from natural causes then you and your friend chop me up into a million pieces only 2 more years till you get off probation don't you think it's time to get a new obsession it's been four years don't you think if you really really wanted me dead You'd come over right now, put me in my place and stick a bullet in my head