Slobberbone - Lazy Guy lyrics

I'm a lazy guy I'm amazed at the way some people try and try and try To erect and then perfect some kind of proof that they're alive before they die Well not me, 'cause I'm a lazy guy And I'm amazed at the way some people holler, fuss and run 'round Like sime chicken with their head cut off or a bullet from a gun They should all sit back, relax and maybe try and have some fun I'd help them try, but I'm a lazy guy And I must defer a life of labor to someone who needs it more I'd much prefer to be their neighbor, just the guy who lives next door Sit out on the porch with my crap guitar and my mason jar of tea, and you know why 'Cause I'm a lazy guy I'm a lazy guy I'm amazed at the way some people try and try and try To erect and then perfect some kind of proof that they're alive before they die Well not me, 'cause I'm a lazy guy And I'm amazed at the way you count my failings like some clerk Like you're the saint in this relationhip and me I'm just some jerk 'Cause it's love we got between us, and relationships take work so why don't you try? 'Cause I'm a lazy guy I'm a lazy guy I'm amazed at the way some people try and try and try To erect and then perfect some kind of proof that they're alive before they die Well not me, 'cause I'm a lazy guy Yeah I'm amazed at the way the days just slip on by so fast Like ten thousand go-carts racing down the mountain of the past If I had a bead on what I need to make the moment last I just might try I just might try Yeah I'm amazed at the way the days just keep on slipping by And I got plans and dreams and hopeful schemes, enough to make you cry I'm just waiting for that single perfect point in time to give 'em all a try And I'm a lazy guy I'm a lazy guy