Sleaford Mods - Jobseeker lyrics

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Sleaford Mods - Jobseeker lyrics

Jobseeker! Can of Strongbow, I'm a mess Desperately clutching onto a leaflet on depression Supplied to me by the NHS Is anyone's guess how I got here? Anyone's guess how I go? I s** on a roll-up - pull your jeans up - f** off, I'm going home. Jobseeker! So Mr. Williamson, what have you done to find gainful employment Since your last signing on date? f** all. I've been sat around the house wa*king, And I want to know why you don't serve coffee here. My signing on time is supposed to be ten past eleven, It's now twelve o'clock And some of you smelly ba*tards need executing Mr. Williamson your employment history looks quite impressive I'm looking at three managerial positions you previously held with quite Reputable companies, isn't this something you'd like to go back to? Nah, I'd just end up robbing the f**ing place, You've got a till full of 20s staring at you all day, I'm hardly going to bank it? Jobseeker! Can of Strongbow, I'm a mess Desperately clutching onto a leaflet on depression Supplied to me by the NHS Is anyone's guess how I got here? Anyone's guess how I go? I s** on a roll-up - pull your jeans up - f** off, I'm going home.