Sleaford Mods - Dad's Corner lyrics

Dad's corner Dad's corner You thought about what? When was that? You thought about nothing And you're tryna recap Blasé petticoat Where did it go? The plane's on its way And I'm still about the bones [Chorus] Dad's corner Dad's corner Dad's corner Dad's corner The hotel's here But you said there I'm sick of flyin' stalks It's a f**in' nightmare Blasé petticoat Where did it go? The plane's on its way And I'm still about the bones [Chorus] I said: don't blame me I know it ain't right Don't blame me I'm in reception on time Don't blame me I think I'm gonna cry Don't blame me The gig tonight'll be fine [Chorus] And what do we have to show? It ain't a lovely green stretch And a game of polo And what do we have to show? It ain't a lovely green stretch And a game of polo Oh no [repeats] Dad's corner (What would you like to be?) Dad's corner (You wish for ultimately) [Repeats]