[Verse 1] Talked to A mannequin The other day She had f**-all to say To me Such a shame Looks are deceiving Staring at the ceiling What are you looking at That's better than me? Is it better than me? Come on, is it better than me? [Chorus] Ninety nine Percent of the time She lives in her hand I can't understand why Ninety nine Percent of the time She lives in her hand I can't understand why [Verse 2] Talking to A statue Of a little girl Who reminds me of you Such a shame Looks are deceiving Staring at the ceiling Such a great shame Looks are deceiving Now you're staring at the ceiling [Chorus] Ninety nine Percent of the time She lives in her hand I can't understand why Ninety nine Percent of the time She lives in her hand I can't understand why [Outro] Ninety nine Ninety nine Ninety nine It's always ninety nine