Slash - Doctor Alibi lyrics

I went to see the doctor He said, "You're pretty sick You got some real bad habits You'd better stop right quick" I said, "Doctor, that's real bad news Don't know what I'm gonna do" Doctor There's nothin' wrong with me Doctor, doctor Can't you see Doctor I ain't gonna die Just write me an alibi I went to see a shaman He said, "You'll be all right Just keep doin' what you love Every single night" I said, "That's what I need to hear" Took away my childish fears Doctor You're a stand-up guy Doctor, doctor My, oh my Doctor You're the one for me That's the mojo that I need Don't you know that I feel all right Doin' what I do I ain't gonna toe the line Not till I turn blue All I got is one short life That's what people say And I ain't gonna waste a second Doin' what you say I won't be the one you like I won't be the boy next door I won't be the chosen one That's not what I'm here for I don't like the way you are I despise what you hold dear Don't you try to make me change I'll haunt you for a thousand years Doctor Don't you talk that way Doctor Don't you mess my day Doctor Stay away from me Sick is what I'd rather be Doctor Doctor, doctor d**h Doctor Doctor, out of breath Doctor I ain't gonna die Just write me an alibi