Skankin' Pickle - Hulk Hogan lyrics

When I was 15 years old I weighed only 96 lbs Then my PE teacher told me about anabolic steroids My body started to swell My penis didn't look too well After deep thought meditation I joined the Wrestling Federation When I step into the ring Little Hulksters scream & shout Although I'm feeling really I can't keep my hair from falling out Macho grabs me by the hair Throws me up into the air There goes another 60 strands Out into the screaming fans I'm Hulk Hogan I am losing all my hair