Skankin' Pickle - I Missed The Bus lyrics

I get at 5 o'clock to go to work at 9 o'clock. It takes me an hour to stick my hair up but why? Why do I always miss the bus? I missed the bus. I missed the bus again. I missed the bus. I missed the bus again. Now why'd you miss the bus? I dunno. We're you up late last night? I guess so. And were you watching TV? Uh huh. What kinda of TV. Magnumbox. Well that's no excuse. For what? For missing the bus. I missed the bus again. I missed the bus. I missed the bus again. My boss said to me "You know you're gunna rot in your own toenail pus. Why do you always miss the bus?" I missed the bus again. I missed the buss. I missed the bus again. So there I am watching the bus leave me. I can't believe I missed the bus today. I have a bus pa** that I have not used yet. Because I always miss the bus. I missed the bus again. I missed the bus. I missed the bus again. Now why'd you miss the bus? I dunno. We're you up late last night? I guess so. And were you watching TV? Uh huh. Bet you're watching three's company. YEAAAH! Cause I love three's company. I love three's company. I love three's company. But that's no excuse for missing the bus. I missed the bus again. I missed the bus. I missed the bus again. My boss said to me "You know you're gunna rot in your own toenail pus. Why do you always miss the bus?" I missed the buss. And I had no excuse. I missed the buss. And there was nothing I could do. I missed the bus. There is goes, driving away. I missed the bus. And there was nothing I could say. I missed the buss. I missed the bus again I missed the bus... oh yeah