Sir Michael Rocks - What Up Man lyrics

[Verse 1: Sir Michael Rocks] So I woke up this mornin' And as I start yawnin' That milk milk pourin' Into my bowl Then I thought to myself Thought thought to myself That I need to take a trip to the grocery sto' Cause the bread is low And the chicken I was eating with the mashed potatoes Need a little bit of gold Oops wrong song lyric Meant a little bit of pepper Step out the crib with the bearclaw slippers Robe tied tight, chest no chest hairs Sto' close at fo' so I gotta get there Cause it's like 3:50 and I'm just waking up And it take five minutes just to get to the front Now I'm standing in long lines Lady with the baby Probably buying some dog food Dog probably crazy On a daily basis my days be like this Cause I got to the register and then the store closed [Hook] Yo what up man?! If you cool what you do - warm it up then! Can't hold it cause it's hot - put it down then! I left my kids in daycare - pick em up then! I'm tryna buy some new sh** - what you tryin' to spend? All I got is five dollars - so you broke man? I thought I had ten dollars - so you broke then? TV dinner on the counter - warm it up then! Warm it up man! Warm it up then! [Verse 2: Chuck Inglish] Aiyyo come, get some, you little bums I got a lot and you can't get none That ice cream truck just left, if you run You can catch - but it's out cause I got the last one But I got a box of cones that I'm willing to sell I'll sell the ice cream too, two scoops for a bill I could build a sand castle without bringing a pail And go catfish fishing and come up with a whale But but you know what, that was easy as hell Well maybe not the line about me catching a whale But if I did it then it's nothing and I did it as well Probably easy as it is to move slow for a snail Did you know I made this beat with my mouth and a bell? Just a F.Y.I., I'm F-L-Y And for those that can't spell, I'm a pretty swell guy I caught a lot of fish I think I'll have a fish fry [Hook]