Shy - p**no Store lyrics

Hey, Come over here [Verse 1] Welcome to the p**no store Feed your appetite We got much for your lust Come and take an apple bite Girls on girls and they keep that apple tight Got referrals from Earl so that you can fap tonight Welcome Mr. Johnson tell me how's your wife She's a pretty young thing like that girl on the site Your daughter's getting tongue rings but she's pretty young right But when she's 18 maybe she can cast like- -this girl right here with her big white rear and a dad quite queer if he hates that sight Looks too good could've shaked dad's might Bet he shook that wood once he spanked her heinie Beauty is beauty never make that lining Fatherhood's suiting for a face with a mind please Save your petition not a victim just indifferent Wanna take my key and stick it in the ignition [Verse 2] Welcome to the p**no store Happy with your wife? You can a build a hoe, grill to toe, if you just type We have silicone, fill your own, nipples like spikes Or if you like them droopy you can use a loose knife And we usually use twice We take intimacy and make them in to men's dreams No more yap yap by the feminine scream You can watch your ball game while these women do scenes All your loose green that you'll pawn on new screens You can call it using cash from wallets you'd leave That you would've used on a honeymoon fling Or the long commuting Or a dawning new ring Our point being that you have a guarantee Divorce rates are high but p**n never leaves So never sacrifice on another human being When you can welcome greed in your own fantasy [Hook] Duh-nuh-nuh, I got that (x4) Welcome to the p**no store [Verse 3] Welcome to the p**no store We have got a guest Got the cast of "The Nasty s*uts 3" for the press They had a long flight that's why they seem so depressed They just need a dong piped up squeezed in their dress They love the life they just feed off the s** And if you pay him right you could feed off their breasts I meant to say "them" not "him" had some phlegm They are free to be treated how they please, he's not a pimp So be easy and pay them with a tip It's like an art form for the fore of your skin And when the floors dim you can floor four 10's They just love it, man they love it, living for your zen And you can pitch a tent, play pretend, with your friends Getting naked in the vacant corner space in your den No judgement here, we got all the neat who*es Just your friendly tinted neighborhood p**nography store [Verse 4] Welcome to the p**no store Mr. "Jesus man" I know what you've been hiding from your wife and your fam You can clear your history and pretend it's clean man When it's all said and done you'll condemn the rest in sin You know what's funny though, you're just feeding the demand Why not try feeding off the bread that you preach about to them [Outro] Stop it! I know what I am I'm a liar and a cheater and a thief of His hand That's why I need a redeemer for these pieces I'm in But I just need a little fix until I'm pieced up again