Shy - Buns & Thighs lyrics

[Verse 1] She think that Heineken is gonna make her heiny cold What's up, hi Nicole I've only got 5 nickels For a drink but I could go Under blankets like Linus though Am I too bold Or is this what you'd like to know Been battling lust your whole life And I'm the slimy toad Will you kiss me, maybe lick me, hoping a prince will finally grow We both know that that won't happen but I'll get my nighty soaked My teeny weenie pee pee has 3 wishes you're the genie I've got you captured with my winking After we get raptured by the gasps up in the sheeting You'd look nice in this bikini I'll say goodbye but you can keep it It's good for covering bruises when those losers finish beating you I've known many girls like you been told they're rebels Man that's genius dude Cause now I get my tree s**ed From a girl I plan on leaving And I've left you a fake number but your blind to it like Stevie I'm sure you'll wake tomorrow and repeat this every evening And now I've got the code so all my friends can come redeem it [Hook] (Yeah I'd like to touch) Buns & Thighs (Mmmm) Buns & Thighs (Juicy) Buns & Thighs (I don't think you'll be able to function) Buns & Thighs [Verse 2] She think that Heineken is gonna bring a Spidey home A hero and like Nero he would bring a tidy throne In fear of her with zero men she'll tear up all alone She'd rather risk a flare of STD's all in her throat Luckily for me her self-esteem it seems is sliding low What's up Heidi show me where you were just hiding clothes Let's head back to your bathroom that prude I don't need to know Sure she's finely toned but her shirts aren't riding low She has way too much respect and her worth's not in my billfold But yours is so I'm sold Grab my balls ten-hut lets go In the morning you'll remorse me when I tell you we're divorcing And that dude who you knew courting will rebuke your love like Courtney And then s** is now your sports team You will rep it when you're horny On this never ending journey with my friends that you'll be joining That libido's your anointing Danny DeVito's now enjoying With Tostito's in his right hand and left finger in your groin [Hook] (Yeah I'd like to touch) Buns & Thighs (Mmmm) Buns & Thighs (Juicy) Buns & Thighs (I don't think you'll be able to function) Buns & Thighs