Shuffle-T - Shuffle-T's 1st round vs Heretic lyrics

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Shuffle-T - Shuffle-T's 1st round vs Heretic lyrics

[Shuffle-T] So here we are The pretty boy of battle rap...vs. Heretic Heretic.. Your dreads are sh** Looks like you've made a hat out of a jellyfish Smooth-skinned c*nt I would delve in your past, but what are you, 12 and a half? I just had my 25th You rap about how you're meant to be in bed at 6 but stay up late 'till 7-ish That's why your [?] performance is meant for kids like Peppa Pig You think you're undefeated. Mate, the adults just let you win We don't even have events until you've exited the premises, Heretic You're on the precipice of getting sick But until you take your own style and develop it, you'll never stick See, I see you up on stage Words that I would use Verses I would do Terms that I would choose It's like looking in a f**ing mirror One that Urbanizes you Some people have a style and other rappers copy them Some see it somewhat as an accomplishment Others even see it as a ma**ive compliment I happen to see it as a lack of confidence And that's exactly what I've got from f**ing Harry Robinson And being Vegan is sh**, mate I know cause I was one for 9 months But now I'm a vegetarian, I remember the pleasures of a light lunch Eggs? Cheese? Yes, please Fry ups? Where there's a spoon there's a fake sausage, which is a nice touch? If you're gonna be vegan keep it to yourself like Fight Club Don't bend over backwards like a high jump to make sure everyone knows you're a right c*nt Hate vegans these days They just show about not eating eggs and dairy And how it's so much better than being vegetarian He thinks I've betrayed him since turning veggie So now I'm at events with a Dairylea Dunker, and a couple light snacks I get the d**h stare as he squeezes his hummus fried wrap Every breadstick dunked is a knife into the f**ing guy's back So now I'm walking on eggshells...and he doesn't like that Not even Lisa Simpson went to veganism You know what rhymes with "veganism?" "Ohh look at me, I'm different!" I hate your type "Hi, Harry. Vegan." I know, says it on your shirt and your f**ing Twitter bio I feel bad to whoever's giving this guy a ride though Cause you'll be hearing about Cowspiracy the entire ride home You arrogant, prissy, untalented, sh**ty, backpacking-through-Chili-to-Panama-City-and-Papua-New-Guinea, unnaturally pretty, throwback to the 60s, embarra**ing hippie You and your girlfriend must know what being vegan's about So the s** must be awkward, cause your penis must count So she's not allowed your meat in her mouth And you're breaking your morals by eating her out You save an extra couple of lives a month That doesn't mean you have the Midas touch, gives you the right to judge, or be a giant c*nt Live and let live and lighten up and stop trying to enlighten us Your entire f**ing diet's f**ed So let's play a game of "I'm a c*nt" For everyday you don't consume cheese, I'm going to eat twice as much You're gonna lose, and everybody in the club knows I'll slit this c*nt's throat till the blood goes And spills the front row You will never win Still be fun though