Shuffle-T - Raptor Warhurst vs Shuffle-T lyrics

[Round 1: Shuffle-T] Raptor...sorta like a dinosaur Per the little figurines on the ironing board Many more get involved in some little tiny war Against the Lego man donned with the pirate swords Dinosaurs, sort of obsession you get from boys when they're young At the same stage that they're playing with their toys and their trucks "Raptor" of course being Latin for "boisterous c*nt Noisy and rough, and annoying as f**" So you better be careful when you see Raptor in the place Cause you never know when he's snapping in and out of your little rage If you have the time, I'd check my watch but I don't have it with me mate Oh it appears you've stabbed me in the face You just act all aggressive cause you wanna be one with the youth An angry f**er cause you've got nothing to do Real men use reason not fists when they've got something to prove Can't think of any right now but trust me they do Getting in fights is just ridiculous anyway, you can't argue with that Most people that go to violence are stupid twats It's like, you can't adopt the opinion that I've asked you to have So we're gonna throw our limbs at each other til one of us can't do it back But then you're from a place, we're always less than a mile Of someone injecting over a h**n vile An under 12 year old who's pregnant with child Basically an episode of Jeremy Kyle Speaking of which, I've actually, I've seen him before Cause he's one of the few battlers that I've seen previously He actually made it to be seen on TV From My Abusive Uncle- My-I've actually him on- He's one of the abusive- f**ing what am I talking about? I have actually seen him previously He's one of the few battlers who's actually been on TV From My Patience With My Abusive Boyfriend reaching it's peak And My Drug Addicted Uncle Keeps Stealing From Me Got there in the f**ing end, didn't we? But I won't talk about your abusive relationship cause that won't be new And I won't talk about you being like Shotti cause that's already known to you But what I will say is the very fact that things like that are overused Is total proof that I don't need to, we already know it's true ...expected more But I hear you went to prison, that must've been a sobering sight Reminds me of when I was young with my cousin, oh we would fight Punched him a little too hard once and got grounded for over a night So, it's alright, I know what it's like I think it's cool, but those mortgage guys aren't so easily impressed Especially when you put "jail" as your previous address He tried to change it to where he's from in Manchester and they hit him with "Wow We might actually leave that as "prison" for now." A lot of that stuff about Manchester was really nasty So I really am sorry guys No punchline, I just sincerely apologize [Round 2: Shuffle-T] Mr. and Mrs. Warhurst, I think it's [?] you came in today I think if we take Ryan's misbehavior in a different way We can see why he finds it difficult to participate with the games and things play You know what? Let's begin, okay So May the 9th he stayed behind cause he threatened Mr. Davis life with a pastry knife Ah, so we made him do 80 lines He turned up two hours early with a mirror caked in white Saying, "You c*nts are in for a crazy night." Which I'm afraid to say is right Mr. Davis was never the same again...he died Now February the 8th or November the, wait I'm forgetful today Ah I should check with it, Dave, um when- do you remember when the last time that Ryan- (The 7th of May) On the 7th of May, I'm so forgetful today On the 7th of May {laughing} anyway At the end of the day, we did this Where Will You Be In The Future thing that we get them to play Where they say what jobs they wanna have by 20 let's say Uh, so one child wanted to be, you know be credited fame so he drew a celebrities name Uh, one child drew a fire engine display cause they said they were brave One child, very touching actually, draw a picture of a heavenly saint Your Ryan drew the front cover of Trainspotting Injecting away with h**n stains, next to a blade with some MDMA And a picture of Scarface with his head in c**aine So we gave him detention again Uh, now the other day, Ryan and another boy had a fight I know boys will be boys but your boy...had a knife However, I can say, he's astounding at math He can do algebra and doesn't count on his hands The only glitch with this we found that he has Is that he can only use the numbers if he converts them to ounces or grams In performing arts, he excels as a student and an actor Um, as long as you refer to him by the pseudonym of Raptor And does some times lose it and his head starts booming in anger Til it looks like the Simpsons malfunctioning nuclear reactor Sorry, you misunderstood why I brought you two into here So we don't want to punish Ryan or let the tutors interfere This is Manchester he's brought our offset scores through and into clear So much we're hollering to offer him with Student of The Year Time [Round 3: Shuffle-T] Raptor...be honest...did you spite me? In Leeds? I think you did If it wasn't you it was one of your mates Now I'm not gonna rhyme that by the way And look, if you wanted me to get off my face you should've just asked me casual I don't need d** to make me do The Robot like I'm part mechanical Just get me sugar in me and my dancing's magical I'm a pinata that's a party animal So I was recently talking with my mate, uh Tsu Major And we were talking about how much we like Michael Shoemaker I've been watching him ever since I was a teenager Even got him saved up on my screen saver I had this whole bit ready for when you all of a sudden correct it But fine, whatever, f**ing forget it Now I'ma get serious with Ryan now I'm gonna say something he won't want me crying out And it's not something he's gonna take lying down You are a- one second, sorry sorry, I got a call, quiet down {Answers his phone} Hello? Mum, uh, yeah, it's really not the best time to be calling, okay? Um, cause it's currently getting a little awkward on stage No, no, no, no remember I did already say I can't make it in for dinner I'm performing today Raptor... Raptor, you don't know him He's one of the aggressive ones you said you'd rather miss [?] Remember the one that battled Charlie Clips? I know we're getting a bit- right, okay Remember when we watched the title match? Yeah, half of it Raptor is the one who's parts we skipped Yeah, no, he's the one who looked like he was near d**h Yeah, good point, the one without the beard then Weird head Yeah, yeah, no he mentioned the posh stuff you know it's all in good fun Oh yeah, you're being quite talkative mum Yeah, okay, alright, consider it already done Um sorry, she said she wants me to call you a "c*nt" Mum, mum, mum I don't have time for this bollocks today I don't care what Moyra said at work in a horrible way ....Oh she said that...did you tell her that that wasn't okay? You already did? What did she say? Alright, look sorry, actually no I'm getting distracted so I have to go Alright, I love you too, alright yep see you back at home Yep, thanks for phoning, hang up though Alright, alright, love you... {Hangs up phone} Raptor, so...